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Always unexpected turn of events.
Never a dull moment.

Last night, I'll let Melissa's words do it justice:
"Around 4 [am], Tesla and I decided we wanted my bed so we started walking the 2 miles back to my house. It was freezing and we were out of our minds.. but it's kind of expected from the two of us together. That might've been the most hilarious walk I've ever been on. Once we finally got to my house, we tried to be sneaky.. but of course, we were incredibly loud. We passed around some berry juice and pretzels til I puked all over my sheets... Good night."

All I have to add is:
"WALK LIKE A MAN!!!"